Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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