I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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