Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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