Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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