She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
