Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
