sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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