There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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