and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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