I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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