its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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