she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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