have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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