You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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