He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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