yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
