So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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