and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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