did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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