Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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