gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my shit smells like andre
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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