Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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