Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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