We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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