I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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