Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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