Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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