My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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