On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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