No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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