I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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