okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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