just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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