it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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