Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She announced her abortion via fbk
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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