You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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