I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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