Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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