did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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