your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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