I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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