He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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