Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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