Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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