my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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