I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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