why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im holly from the hills drunk
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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