i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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