You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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