i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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