How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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