I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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